Summary:
- Annotate non-`const` static locals in inline functions which don't require
  a single copy be used globally at runtime.
- Move implmentation from header file to source file (to avoid multiple
  copies at runtime).
- Mark a non-stateful static local as `const` to it easy to ignore when
  searching for problematic static locals.

Reviewed By: yfeldblum

Differential Revision: D4010101

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